Ted Rueter panders to Democratic party lines by collecting 370 oratorical guffaws credited to popular politicians. Categorized in alphabetical order and presented by subject topic, the quips include:
Forgiveness: In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times we should forgive, and he said seventy times seven. Well, I want you to know that I'm keeping a chart. —Hillary Rodham Clinton
Me: I am Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States of America. —Al Gore